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  2003.04.18  13.20
A Chronicle of Woe and Wonder

wonder You may have noted a lack of Wonder in your box lately. At last, all may be revealed, and is, in these illuminating missives, recently dispatched from Mister Wonderful, our man in the fields of the fallen.
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  2003.04.18  13.01
Fa La La La Wonder

wonder Dear Mr. Wonderful,

     Why does the Herald need to Hark when the angels sing?
     What does harking involve, for that matter?

Yours Truly,
Father Xmas

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  2003.04.18  12.50
Songs Of Wonder and Experience

wonder Dear Mr. Wonderful,

     I recently visited a William Blake exhibit at my wife's place of work. Blake had visions, heard songs - melodies for his poems...

     I'm sleepy and I need to go night night, but... Do you think Blake took drugs? Peyote? Mushrooms? And was he really religious? I can't tell. Or was he just nuts? I'm confused. And I have to do a project on him
for my poetry class and I need everything verified.

     And how come his "tyger tyger burning bright" painting of the tyger docile, etc?

     I just want to smell like a Cinderella flower.
     Any ideas on how to meditate and relax?

Thank you SOOOOO much,
Mylachrymal Ducts.
seepy seepy.
seepy goo
seepy goo

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  2003.04.08  01.15
Kamisake Wonder 5000 Go!

wonder Dear Prime Minister Wonderful,

     Why is it considered an "Art" if it is something that the Japanese do?

Signed,
Uritsofugumato, The Japanese Art of Question Asking

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  2003.04.08  00.53
The Wonder Returns

wonder Dear Mr. Wonderful,

     Could you please tell us which graphic novels you consider essential for the educated reader? And could you also tell us about which ones the uneducated reader needs to know about? I recently discovered that there are some really hot guys in the comic book industry and I'd like to be able to impress them.

Thanks!
MJ

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  2003.04.04  01.41
FUGU FOR WONDER

wonder Dear Mister W.,

     I recently discovered the joys of a good wasabi. Can you recommend any place to get more? What happens when you brush your teeth with wasabi? Is wasabi really the food of the gods?

Yours,
Hot Mama

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  2003.04.02  11.43
Breeding Wonder

wonder Dear Mister Wonderful,

     I am starting to realize that orchids are the most sneakishly devilish plants around. They put euphorbs to shame, with their spring-loaded pollinia and motile lips and subterranean saprophytic habits and twisty pallid nightcrawler roots reaching down from the ceilings...

     I'm starting to get nervous, since they are even loitering around Trader Joe's nowadays. I mean, I'm afraid I'll get slapped with a pollinarium even when boarding the goddamn city bus. Do you have any good orchid-repellent for those nasty wasp-impersonating testicular renegade photosynthesizers?

--Sister Suzy

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  2003.04.02  00.55
Wonders And Sense

wonder Dear Wonderbuns,

     What is the origin of a piggy bank? Why a pig (aside from the obvious symbol of greed/gluttony)? What would you use instead?

Sincerely,
The Big Bad Wolf

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  2003.03.31  23.07
Wonder Repeats

wonder Mr. Dubya,

     I'm pretty sure someone has already asked you this, but I can't remember the answer so....

     What was the coolest thing before sliced bread?

     and

     What exactly is the price of tea in china?

thanks ever so much,
Capitan Ron

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  2003.03.31  02.12
Many, Many Wonders (June 11, 1999)

wonder All knowing Mr. Wonderful,

     What was the coolest thing before sliced bread?

     What exactly is the price of tea in China?

     What the hell is a crumpet?

     And last but not least, some advice, if you will:

     I cannot seem to stop vibrating, My girl friend obviously has no objections to this, in fact she rather enjoys it. But I on the other hand, am sick and tired of this curse; I can't drink a glass of water with out it spilling all over the place. What can I do to remedy this?

Thank you,
Wally West

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  2003.03.28  14.27
Chock Full O' Wonder

wonder Dear Mister Wonderful,

     Why can't you re-use coffee grounds?

Your humble fan,
The Sleepy Recycler

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  2003.03.27  22.48
Self-Inflicted Wonder

wonder Dear Mr. Wonderful,

     The L.A. coroner's office has a thrift store immediately in front of it. Is there a connection between the two, do you think?

--Dolly

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  2003.03.27  22.33
Thy Fearful Wonder

wonder Hey Captain Wonderful,

     Why do people seek symmetry, on the average?

-I Palindrome I

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  2003.03.26  03.25
The Wonder Is Saved!

wonder Dear Mr. Wonderful,

     Who would win in a fight: the Powerpuff Girls or the Justice League?

Sincerely,
Buttercup

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  2003.03.21  01.29
Well-Fashioned Wonder

wonder Dear Curator-of-Wonderful-Labs,

     Given that we now have the technology to avoid it, why do we still make button-down shirts with pleats in the back?

Your Friend,
The Suit

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  2003.03.19  19.05
Bad-Ass Mace Wonder

wonder Dear Mr. Wonderful,

     What do you think of those who proclaim themselves to be of the Jedi religion?


(further examples here and here.)

Live long with the force,
Darth Khan

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  2003.03.19  00.21
Young Bertie Wonder

wonder Dear Mr. Wonderful,

     Could you please outline the details of life as a Space-Fop?

Sincerely,
A Space Peon

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  2003.03.17  15.11
SECRET OF THE WONDER

wonder Dear Wonder-boy,

     Is that Tenacious D song about you? How well do you know Jack Black?

Jealously,
J.C.

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  2003.03.13  12.26
Oscar Wilde's Wonder

wonder Dear Mister Wonderful,

     Are the arts necessary? Music? Why do people spend so much time and money on them if they are not?

Your Friend,
Art

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  2003.03.13  01.29
A Dark Ritual

dark Mister Dark,

     My birthday is coming up on the 15th of this month and there is something I cannot stand about birthdays... That damn birthday song(which popped into mind when reading a recent query to Mister Wonderful).

     My question is this... What various forms of punishment do you suggest I employ to anyone who sings that awful song?

Signed,
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

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  2003.03.11  11.14
Wonder And Thou

wonder O Great and Wise Wonderful,

     Apart from the sex, why do people need (or want) to have "relationships"? I have recently realized that they are entirely unnecessary - can you give me one good reason why I am wrong?

Humbly Yours,
She loves me not

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  2003.03.10  15.53
It's My Wonder Too, Yeah

wonder Dear Wonderful

     How do people know what key to sing in at birthday parties?

Sincerely,
Joe Cocker

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  2003.03.07  14.20
His Master's Wonder

wonder Dear Mr. Wonderful

     Why do dogs cock their heads at an angle when they are listening intently to something?

Yours,
Johann Dobermann

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  2003.03.06  14.53
10 Stupid Wonders

wonder Dear Wunderkind,

   Does Mr. Dark have an alibi for the whole 'Doctor Laura's mother' fiasco?

Sincerely,
The Feds

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  2003.03.06  01.29
Wonder O' The Green

Dear 1-der-ful,

Is it de rigueur to get totally shnocked on St. Patrick's Day if you have even a little Irish ancestry? If so, what beverage should one imbibe when getting totally shnocked? Lastly, what do you do on St. Patrick's Day?

Signed,
Shamrock Shake
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